don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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