just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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