We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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