if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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