Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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