And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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