Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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