I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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