Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Randomize
