You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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