no you cant smoke seaweed
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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