the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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