im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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