I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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