The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The Olympian is in my bed
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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