he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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