who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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