I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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