she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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