just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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