Me. At least after what I've been through.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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