I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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