You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This is the high leading the old right now
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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