his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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