Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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