apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just want to make out with him forever
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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