But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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