I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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