How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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