I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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