Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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