So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
