maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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