Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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