To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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