do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think a kid would responsible me up
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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