Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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