The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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