i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
