What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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