I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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