Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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