so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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