I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We are two peas in an std pod
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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