She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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