But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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