I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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