Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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