I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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