She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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