My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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