normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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