when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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